Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Omg I somehow managed to survive hell and came back. Having chinese for like 4 hours is not fun. Of course there is part A and part B which makes it even more exciting. It tests both your mental and physical strength.

First part A, aptly known as write till your ink boils and your table burns. You write 2 compos, yarh nothing much I know, but it is freaking Chinese.... I shall revise physics as well. So you write so much that the heat caused by friction writing on the paper is transferred through the ball point into the ink. Now is the chemistry part. The ink boils and turns into water vapour leaving the ink droplets behind. Continue writing some more and by the end of it all, you will have solid ink left inside your pen. Then because the heat generated is so intense, sparks will fly between the pen and the paper which will in turn burn the paper which will burn the table which will burn down the hall. Wow...

After a short break of 10 minutes in which during the time people try to put out the mini bon fires they have left on their tables, part B is up on the desk. This is the time to test your mental endurance, that is assuming you passed your physical test in section A and your hands, arms and fingers did not drop off or turn into jelly, making you a lame... Anyway this is section in which your eyes turn red, your head spins and your pupils drop out. So you read paragraphs of chinese characters one after the other. In the end, you will end up with a bunch of lines and nothing but like black coloured paper. Now I shall apply bio, after seeing colours of the same type for too long, your eye cells will become bleached, thus you will not be able to see clearly after that. This can be shown by the multiple failures in which students left their answers blank because their eyes thought that they were filled.

As a result, if you survive this round of tests, you will not only become either insane (happens a lot of times) or able to take chinese for like a few more months (which will make you insane after all). So should you become insane faster, and reduce yourself a few more months of suffering? Go ahead, tear your head off...

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